"why do golfers take an extra sock to their games? In case they get a hole in one" 

"what do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective, an investiGator" 

"where do fruits go to vacation?, Pear-is" 

"what do you call a poor Santa?, St. Nickel-less" 

"What do you call a sad strawberry? a blue berry"

"What does a bee use to brush its hair?, A honeycomb"